uh oh, uh oh.

There was Lamebook.
There was FML.

Now there's PhotoshopDisasters.

That's it, I'm saving up for my own laptop. Love will be bought at the next IT show.

P.S. I went for an early dinner with a guy who's in the military (yeah I guess I got sick of the civil servants) and he let slip that his take home is 3.9k and that's 3x more than his friends of the same age who are working with Cisco.

P.P.S. When Abang Gee (one of my fav waiters at one of my fav places) came with the bill of $16.40, he took out $20 to pay. As a test, I fished out $10, and passed it to him. He looked at it and then looked as if he was going to tell me to keep it. But he didn't, he took it anyway. And the change of $3.60? He kept that.

P.P.P.S. Am I being a bitch here? Maybe I am. I did have chicken cutlet while he had prata. And I did somehow flirt my way to making him take me out. Also! I wore one of my kurangajar lowcut tops, but he was visibly directing his attention elsewhere. Trying not to be rude maybe?

In the car back, he tells me that sometimes he goes out on a date with an old friend, who is someone's wife. Alarm bells should be ringing, but I can be partially deaf.

So what do we want in life?
Money and stability.
Or love and sanity.

Woohoo my Saturday may have flown past but it's alright that I'm home because it just means that I didn't spend any money! :DDDDDDDD

I am shit hungry now though, and I am wondering whether I shd hit the coffee shop pat depan and risk fighting with the mamak again because of his inconsistent prices. I could cook something up but the thought of washing up just makes me lemau again.

I have been thinking this for like 3 hours now.
I really should go back to to sleep.
Oh yes btw, I caught up on all the sleep I missed, because today I was practically a zombie who sleepwalked to work and back.

If I buy food, I will spend money. I will buy food and delicious melon milk from 7-11. Hmmmm.

I think I'll go back to sleep.

My colleague Hassan said I'm putting on weight because my face looks rounder.

HOLY SHIT.

I'm going on laxatives tonight onwards.
This takboleh jadi.
AT ALL.

Innocently doing my work when Def Leppard's Love Bites plays on the radio.

"When you make love, do you look in the mirror?
Who do you think of?
Does he look like me?
Do you tell lies?
And say that it's forever?
Do you think twice, or just touch and see?
Ooh babe
Oh yeah
When you're alone, do you let go?
Are you wild and willin', or is it just for show?"

No prizes for correctly guessing who this reminds me of.

Always a rawkstar.
Always my rawkstar.
Always on my mind.

Sortof rainy, cold night and I'm sitting at home, in my room, basking in yellow light, with BoomTribe Radio playing. Carribean music at night! So nice. iTunes radio is truly genius. It's actually making it difficult to peel myself away from my bed to go cook something for work tmrw and perhaps for dinner.

That's all.
For I realised that the above paragraph actually sounded pretty sad.

I find it so fucking amusing that after I left the office yesterday evening, the boys couldn't print anything because..

..THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO LOAD PAPER INTO THE PRINTER.

I feel so damn useful and needed lor. Huahuahua.

Mr Asshole, after his stupid uncalled for MC yesterday is back. I am going to HAUNT him for all the oustanding things he owes me and is causing backlog. ASSHOLE.

Ok have a nice day everyone!

I had a badddddddd lunch. Black Pepper Udon. It was bad. Like badass bad. So bad that now I just feel like going home to sleep away all this badness. NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA mepek.

Ok seriously, this week is mutating from bad to worse. And it's only Tuesday.

I shall go home and sleep all this badness away tonight!
Bye

Is it just me, or this Monday doesn't quite feel like Monday?

Painted my nails what I thought would be kinda cool colours but how many times can I forget that blue is not quite my colour?? Get this, they are purple and turquoise. Didn't turn out quite as awesome as my pink and red combi. Nyeh.

I am sleepy, understand? I was sleepy when I painted my nails. I slept at 4.30am because I was up to no bloody good with the webcam HEHEHEHEHE.

Hokay, what's in for the week? Saving money yesssssssss! Today for lunch I will be having YUMMEH salad that my sis brought back from me. Ceasar salad okay. So nice. Even nicer pasal free because my sister loves me. LOL. Looking forward to that for lunch today, yes I am.

And then, I'm also looking forward to midweek because I'm making something awesome happen.
Then end of the week because something else that's fun will also be happening.
I know what these are but I cannot tell youuuuuuuuu hahahahahahaha.

Alrighty, I need to get my limbs and brain moving. I also need to do laundry when I get home later because I am running out of clothes to wear to work. Catch u later guys.